Milk

One has some pretty random thoughts at 4 AM, since my experiences at this hour include poop, urine and milk, my thoughts get pretty interesting.. 

On this particular morning I couldn't help but think about milk and where it all started..

When did it become disgusting to even think about drinking breast milk when it is very clearly stated by doctors and your mom that it's the very best thing for baby, etc, blah blah blah. and its how humans have done it from the beginning?

And when did someone look at a cow with huge leaking utters and think "Mmmm, I want me some of that!"

I mean this person must have been the town crazy to not only have the thought, but ACTUALLY go through with trying it.

And from there, when they started collecting it and mass producing gallons of the stuff, they decided to have different types of milk. 0% (fat free, or skim) 1%, 2%, and Whole milk... Where's the other 98%?? It's like they got lazy when they were skimming the fat out of the milk...

"all right, that's all of it, lets call this fat free. Woo were on a roll!"

"we got all but 1% of the fat, lets keep going"

"we got all but 2% of it"

"screw it, this is taking too long, leave the rest of the fat and lets get out of here"

Now I know that whole milk is 3.25% milk fat and milk isn't 100% fat but its still funny to think of that conversation. Especially at 4 AM when you yourself feel like a human milk bag.

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